Just one of those days!

I am so tired. If you don't get enough sleep one night it ends up catching up with you. I feel so run down. It doesn't help that due to my son's excessive hair pulling I keep my hair pulled back. After a couple days of having my hair in a pony tail I get the worst head aches. The past two days have been non stop headache despite my poping advil like candy.

I need a hair cut soon. I just always put things like that off, or at least I do since I've become MOM! I want a cut that is easy! So I don't have to do anything to my hair, but brush it. I don't want to look stupid though! I am afraid to get my hair cut. I went to the same girl for years, but she quit after having her second child. I just don't know who to trust.

I never know how I want my hair cut. That's why I liked her she would always come up with something! I am not picky. My philosophy is you can't mess it up! It will grow back. Just as long as I don't end up bald! Plus, I want to look like I've had my hair cut. I hate cuts that don't even look like you had a hair cut after a couple of days. What a waste of money!

I'm the last on the list for everything including spending money. Actually, I'm not the last my husband is. He needs new clothes bad, but won't allow me to spend money on him to buy some! He wears shirts with holes in them. I was sewing them, but my machine broke and I haven't taken it in to get fixed. Again, I don't want to spend the money. I now I need to, but it's toward the bottom of the list.

I just wish someone would come over and clean up the house. I want to go to bed!

No longer beautiful! Who has time?

Every where I go I see at least one mom who looks like she just stepped out of a salon. Maybe she did. I really don't know. What I want to know is where did she find the time? She will have perfect hair, makeup, and clothes, and I just want to smack her! Not really but I desperately want to ask how she does it.

First off all my oldest child is 16 months, and over the last 2 years I can only name 2 times I have put on makeup. My brother in laws wedding and my son's baptism. I think there was a third time, but I am not sure. It would have been my daughter's baptism, and because that was a very important day I'm sure I probably put makeup on.

Secondly how do they even have time for a shower let alone do their hair. My shower (if I get one) follows one of two possible scenarios. One I am alone in the bathroom. My husband who works nights is awake and watching the kids. However, my daughter who is mama's girl has slipped away from him (which is not hard to do remember she's only 16 months) and discovered me in the bathroom with the door shut. So she begins to pound on the door while she cries and screams "mooooom, mama, mamamama, maaaamaaa!" Until I either break down and open the door, which I frequently do, or I hurry as fast as I can to finish and let her in. Let me tell ya there is nothing worse than hurrying to finish your shower only to be getting dressed and realize you forgot to rinse out the shampoo or use soap at all! In this case I am usually slowly getting madder and madder at my husband after all does anyone bang on the door when he's in the shower???? "NO"

The second scenario is I am in the shower and my son is sitting in his bouncy chair right next to the tub. This way I can easily pop in his binky if he needs it. My daughter is either in the shower to, (I learned the hard way we needed a no slip mat on the floor, Ouch!), or she is playing around in the bathroom. Which means she is opening and shutting the shower curtain every 5 seconds soaking herself, her brother, and the floor. Hey three showers for the price of one! Maybe not.

If I don't want to endure any of this torture I simply skip the shower. Don't worry you can stand by me I won't go more than 2 days like that. Ok, 3 at the most!

Now the hair. Who has time to do their hair? I brush mine after I shower. That's the end. I need a really beautiful mom cut that doesn't say, "Hey I'm a lazy mom! But rather, "I'm a sexy mom who does her hair!" when I really don't. Got any tips!!!! Remember I brush my hair and that's it!! By that time one child or the other is screaming for something.

I can't tell you how many times I left the house to realize I forgot to brush my teeth!!! But I didn't forget my daughter's blankie we call it softy.

Oh, and beauty products! My product of choice is baby magic! Yes, I am a mom, but I smell like a baby!

At least the only man who matters (my husband) still thinks I am sexy. I think he just says so to make me feel better. It doesn't really work I know better! But I love him anyway!